My dog swallowed a towel..

Yes- you read that correct. Let me repeat it.


My dog swallowed a towel.


Sunk in yet? You ask "how do I know this?"


Well.... because he swallowed it on the front end- and when I woke up in the morning- 1/2 of it was hanging out the back end.


Completley in tact. But only 1/2 way out.


Guess who gets to "help" with the birth of the towel?


Is this the universe's sick way of preparing me for a baby?